Bringing Home The Bacon

I love the weird and strange shows on TLC right now. The best show so far has to be the one about the crazy coupon ladies. My mom used to clip coupons and it drove me crazy. I thought, do you really save enough money? Isn’t it taking you more time to clip these than it’s really saving you? It’s sort of like driving 15 miles for cheaper gas.

Well if you do it right, you can basically get hundreds of dollars of merchandise for FREE. Yes. I had no idea. It’s not the same thing as saving 75 cents on your favorite frozen pizza once in a blue moon. This is a way to really work the system and basically feed your family for free.

It’s not rocket science but it takes time and organization. These people have stockpiled thousands of dollars of toilet paper, cereal, toothpaste, deodorant- you name it…for maybe a few bucks out of their pockets. They never have to buy these things again for years!

How do they do it?  Every product is pretty much in a 3 month “promo” cycle. So, every 3 months you keep an eye on what product is up next.  Usually a few main ones you might need go up once per week. So, you might want to haul a certain pasta, a frozen meal you eat often and tin foil one week. The next week is your toothpaste week, and so on.

You then get a lot of coupons- maybe even 50 of them for that product. You get them from the paper delivered to your door, online clipping services, etc. It’s not always easy to get so many of them but there’s a great reason why you would. You are essentially going to get them for free so why not just buy enough to last you your entire life.  It beats going back over and over again and having to pay attention to the product’s promo cycles again.

The problem is you have to worry about storing the items, but these ladies use an extra room, the basement and the garage. It’s not overtaking their house like on an episode of Hoarders and all things considered, seems pretty harmless. If there was ever a nuclear disaster, I know who’s house I’m heading to.

When you get the coupons it’s generally for a certain percentage off from the actual company like Nabisco. Then when you go to the market, you will see that certain products also have the “club savings” type of scenario around similar times.  This is the “in store promotion”.  These ladies watch the online forums to hear about what in store promotions are hitting.

So that soap you like to use and have a coupon for half off, is also discounted even further right now. The store takes the additional coupon discount OFF the store price at that time. Then, a lot of stores double your coupons so that 75 cents is now 1.50. Guess what? That soap only cost $1.50 and you just got them ALL for free.

It seems like this should be illegal but the catch is stores don’t really think you’re going to do all this work, and most of us won’t. One lady has done this freaky coupon shopping for 30 years and has never bought shampoo or toothpaste- ever. It’s always been free. She shops and usually only pays 5-20 dollars on 2-3 carts full of stuff. She takes the coupons from her neighbors and spends her weekends clipping them. She was able to stay completely debt free and raise her children because of this.  She also mentions calling the manufacturer of your favorite items because generally they will send you tons of coupons in the mail.

Another lady dumpster dives with her kids (a normal suburban mom) to get all the extra coupons. Luckily it isn’t “10 coupons per person maximum”.  She then plans the specific “load” she’s going to get that week and stockpiles her garage. She got $684.00 worth of stuff for only 6 bucks.  After watching this, I sort of feel like I’m throwing money in the garbage if I don’t at least try to do a better job at saving money.  What a perfect show for a recession minded society!

I was curious if anyone thought about doing this for the people who are in need. Well, the last guy they feature did in fact buy a truckload of Total cereal and gave most away to a food bank. I thought that was pretty cool. I’ll have to check out the next coupons in the mail. I don’t know about you but I’m tired of spending hundreds of dollars at CVS for stuff I use all of the time.

Wishful Drinking

I ran across a great little documentary on the tube called Wishful Drinking. It’s a stand up act by Carrie Fischer (Star Wars fame) and she talks candidly about her life, her family (Mother=Debbie Reynolds, Father=Crooner Eddie Fischer), and basically all the crazy stuff that’s gone on in her life. The set is like any normal stage, but outfitted with a couch, a nice leather chair, an R2D2 in the background and some other weird stuff like cleaning supplies. I encourage you to see it because I had no idea how crazy her family really is, but in a good way. She does this great piece with the chalkboard about all the connections, marriages, children and ridiculous problems in her family. She gets into it because she says her daughter (from agent Moore-second marriage) wanted to know if Elizabeth Taylor’s grandson was related to her because she thought he was cute. Well, it’s kind of hairy- and worth it. Carrie’s got a great way about her on stage and it’s not contrived but honest and funny.  She talks about her experiences on Star Wars, her marriage to Paul Simon (I totally forgot about it) and how Joely Fischer is her step sister- so to speak. Not to mention the fact that her father married several well known women- like 6 to be exact! Find out why she calls her Dad “Puff Daddy and what happened when she recently googled herself”!

Who’s Your Daddy?

Gillette has this new commercial where they show a young kid looking for his Dad in a crowd. They say something like “no one else matters but your Dad”. So in one of the stories, a young boy is playing baseball and zones in on his Dad in the crowd, sitting in the stands. The Dad gives him that wink of support. Then you see the collection of Gillette for men: shavers, shaving cream, etc.

I was telling my friend the other night that an even BETTER version of this ad would be the kid zoning in on his dad, who just happens to be a homeless man. He’d be dirty, scraggily and have a beard down to his knees. HAHAH. Come on. Seriously. People would remember the ad if it was funny.

Top Ten Meals You Can Make at 7-11

 

Last night my friend mentioned that his family was coming to visit him and they were going to be cooking dinner. Since he can’t cook we thought it would be funny to come up with 3 or 4 course meals using only a 7-11 convenience store.  We were laughing for at least an hour about this so I thought I’d share:

1. Taquito dogs, funjuns and Arizona Iced Tea.

2. Beef Jerky & Cheese, Salt and Vinegar chips & Irish Coffee.

3. Spicy hot cheetos, 2-day old donuts and Ye Old English malt liqour.

4. Bean and Cheese burritos, pringles, nutter butters and Ice Blue Gatorade.

5. Stouffers mac n cheese, banana, pepto bismol and a coke slurpee.

6. Nachos  n cheese, relish, trail mix & Boones Farm.

7.  3 day old pizza, saltines, fruit cups and Nesquick.

8.  Dinty Moore stew, cottage cheese & Monster energy drink.

9. Twinkies, cheese & peanut butter crackers & Budweiser.

10. Spam, chili cheese fritos, boiled egg & swisher sweets.

Bon Apetit!

My Version of Pristiq Commercials

I’m pretty sure you’ve seen the Pristiq commercial where the lady is talking about being sad and lonely while her wind up doll walks around. It’s really creepy. Now, wouldn’t it be good if she takes her pristiq and then fires up a blow torch, burns the doll and the final scene is the doll falling off of a banister in flames while she laughs like she’s never laughed before!!! It would be brilliant!

Here is the original commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXuMld0VwuU

AMC’S The Walking Dead Review

Take all the good parts of Shaun of the Dead, The Happening, The Stand and 28 Days Later and reduce it on the stove until it’s a clear sauce, then pour it on the television and you get The Walking Dead. Quite a good idea for a television show. Created from a comic book series, it’s getting rave reviews from media outlets.

Now, I’m not a huge zombie fan but what I like about this show is they have some great zombie killing scenes which keeps me interested. The characters are lively and deep, which is hard to come by on television these days. The acting is surprisingly terrific and the pace of the show is perfect. Although you’ve seen the plot before, for some reason it feels really fresh. I heard on the radio that AMC picked it up for a second season which is well deserved. The unfortunate thing is AMC doesn’t plan to show season 2 until October of 2011. That seems like a ratings travesty. They need to plan a faster come back. I bet you they will change their minds.  I suggest checking out the show if you haven’t yet. It’s definitely one of the best new shows on television.

As far as budget is concerned, this show seems VERY expensive because either they are paying for extensive makeup and sets or they are paying for really big special effects. Either way, the show didn’t spare any details and I think it’s up there with all the other movies that came before it.

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