Here’s some advice I’ve gathered from the past 8 years of working with agents and producers in Hollywood:

• Wait outside your favorite Director’s house and throw it at his car window as he drives by.
• Attend the Church of Scientology events and wear a dress made out of your latest script.
• Sing about your script on you tube to the tune of “Call Me Maybe”.
• Pay Brandi Glanville or Leann Rimes to tweet about it.
• Post pages of it all over Hollywood on the back of band flyers.
• Crazy glue scripts on all of the chairs at The Ivy, Sur and Spago.
• Photo bomb a paparazzi photo of Jennifer Garner grabbing a Starbucks coffee.
• Swim up to Leonardo DiCaprio’s yacht and toss a script over the side (covered in a water proof jacket). Be careful not to hit models in the face.
• Save one of Richard Branson’s family members from the brink of death.
• Run naked through Angelina and Brad’s backyard in France