Dogtooth; A Focus on the Family Special

I love me some weird psychological mind warping films. Dogtooth definitely didn’t disappoint.

Dogtooth is about a unique family; one that believes eating your greens is extremely important. So is incest… and clipping your Dad’s toenails….and not having any contact with the outside world. The film is somewhat similar to M. Knight Shyamalan’s, “The Village“, but in my opinion, much better.

The story is about a family who lives on a pretty nice compound with a home, a pool, 2 teenage girls, 1 teenage boy,  1 Dad and 1 Mom. Thing is…no one but the Dad is allowed off of the compound and he’s brainwashed his entire family to live in this suburban version of hell. The kids are told they can’t leave the compound until their dogtooth falls out (which it won’t), and they can’t leave the compound until they learn to drive, but they can’t learn to drive until their dogtooth grows back. Yah, it doesn’t make sense to me. But, to these kids, it makes perfect sense. 

 They do not want to leave, for they have spent numerous years being told the horrors that befall those who leave the house too early.   The “dogtooth” represents the human psyche, in my opinion. It also represents how the film focuses on a ridiculous method (but effective), on how to control individuals; especially your family.

Every day the kids are taught a new, unique language. For example, a water glass is called a “tree” and a chair is called the “sea”. If there is ever something the parents need to explain away, they call it something completely different, define it for the children, and use any means to reinforce the system. The parents have made it so their kids cannot survive in the world AT ALL unless they live on the compound. The house is very plain, white, and there is very little entertainment beyond the swimming pool.  The Dad rules the roost, but the mother goes along with it like some creepy, emotionless statue. They install fear into them by saying a domesticated cat is really the enemy and must be destroyed. The Dad teaches the family to bark in order to keep the cats at bay. Planes that fly overhead are really toys- and if one lands in the grass- they can try and go get it like a really bad version of an Easter egg hunt.

The teenage boy has needs, so Dad brings home the female security guard about once per week. The security guard represents the hole in which items from the outside world leak to the kids like VHS tapes of ”Jaws” and “Rocky”.  One small hole starts to plague the family and sexual desire spreads like a disease.  The eldest female starts mimicing and reciting lines, which sparks the father to flip out and beat her over he head with the VHS tape. I really don’t want to give away anymore than I already have. Just rent the movie and you’ll never be the same again. Be prepared for some geniuine bonding time between brother and sister. By bonding I mean incest. Hey, what else are you going to do while in a canoe towards suicide falls?

The film really does a good job of bringing you in because you want to see how this is going to play out, how warped the kids are going to become, and if they will ever escape. The acting was phenomenal…the way they played these characters with plain, stringy hair and an inability to compare themselves to anything but their siblings- was awesome. The fact that these teenagers played together like they were five was definitely something I think they had to really work out on set. It may sound easy but it was authentic, dark, satirical and delicious. I especially liked the scene where the two daughters play a game of “who can wake up first” after dousing their faces with cloths full of heavy antiseptic. They have no reason to know or believe they are different or in a dangerous situation…. yet the games they ended up playing with each other were surrounded by life and death themes. For that reason, the film really flowed and gave a much more cohesive moral argument and ending.

Here are the actors in real life: much more normal!!!

Christos Passalis (L-R) Greek actors Christos Passalis, Mary Tsoni, Christos Stergioglou, and Aggeliki and director Yorgos Lanthimos attend the Dogtooth Photocall held at the Palais Des Festivals during the 62nd International Cannes Film Festival on May 19, 2009 in Cannes, France.  (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Christos Passalis;Mary Tsoni;Christos Stergioglou;and Aggeliki;Yorgos Lanthimo

Avatar’s Predecessor: World of Warcraft

James Cameron’s mega film begins with the story of Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) as a paraplegic marine who’s smarter (and stronger) brother has just died.  Since the brother was a well respected scientist who’s DNA was used to create the AVATAR; they have no choice but to use Sam’s character to operate the avatar moving forward.

The general idea behind the film is that humans want to integrate into the native population in order to warn them about pending doom regarding the destruction of their precious planet and resources. Some characters in the film, like Giovanna Ribisi, could ultimately care less about warning the native population. He seems to only care about the minerals found underneath their tree kingdom.

Sigourney Weaver plays the head scientist who runs the current operation on the new planet and ultimately becomes Jake Sully’s new boss.  She’s of course abrasive at first; displaying a keen lack of confidence in the disabled brother who only brings a DNA match to the table. We learn that the humans sit in these MRI type of machines and go into a deep sleep/trance and they are able to hook into their genetically matched native avatar.  Suddenly, a paraplegic marine is able to run and jump and you can guess where that leads to next.

This movie does an incredible job at creating these native creatures along with their personalities and function. The world that Jake explores is absolutely breathtaking in design and special effects.  I don’t think Cameron is trying to hide the fact that he took several ideas from World of Warcraft to design the look and feel of the film.  If you are going to copy something that over 14 million people create avatars for in 2010, then WOW would be the first place to grab creative input from.  I’m a huge WOW fan in face you didn’t know.

I guess a small part of me felt like he ripped it off but then the other part of me realizes he did a good job doing so. Here are some examples in case you haven’t played the game:

WOW- Nagrand (floating mountains, water fountains)

 

WOW- Zangermarsh mushroom land (rainforest, glowing lights, jellyfish, etc)

Wow- Another mushroom photo

Avatar- mushroom/rainforest shot.

WOW- Flying mounts

Avatar flying mounts in similar kingdoms of WOW.

Big Tree in WOW, similar to big tree in Avatar seen below.

 

 

…………….One thing is for sure, this fim was light years better than Hurt Locker was.

Save Your Money On “Quarantine”.

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My Itunes movie window for Quarantine is still open (unfinished) and I refuse to watch the rest of it. I cannot subject myself to anymore. It’s that bad. I can watch some lame movies but this one tops the list.  Someone had a great idea to document an actual bio hazard “event” in an apartment complex in which the residents are locked inside and forced to fend for themselves. First, the documentary angle is more annoying than it is “spooky” for me. I yelled several times..”STOP MOVING THE DAMN CAMERA”…and no one heard me except my neighbors and scared pets. For me at least, the effect was not what the director wanted. I saw way too many butts, half views of arms…and the occasional supposed to be spooky mummy or rat. A few points go to the attempt at the documentary horror film.  If you want to see a great documentary style see Rachel Getting Married- and my recent review for the film.

Picture accelerated rabies and infected residents with nightgowns on. It’s a really bad version of Shaun of the Dead.  It’s the learning curve of 28 Days Later. I didn’t see anything new and exciting in this film..and that’s coming from someone who will watch every scary film just to feel “scared” and see something different.

It reminds me of that video game “Left 4 Dead” …but not quite as good.

Jennifer Carpenter (Dexter, Exorcism Of Emily Rose) opens the film up as she reports a lifestyle piece about the firefighters in the area. Just maybe, they will be lucky enough to go on an actual call and shadow-spy. This portion of the film lasts a cruel and lengthy 30 minutes. It’s reminiscent of water boarding. She’s not a terrible actress but this was too much. Horror fans need some meat to chew on or we get bored. So finally, they go on a call to an apartment- aka- rabies land. Old ladies and kids eventually get the disease and blood smears the walls. Is it exceptional action? No. Like I said…that’s it really. Maybe I should finish the film and try and see if they redeem themselves towards the end.

Nah.

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Lord Of War Is A Must See

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The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.

“After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia’s biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.”…This DVD was sitting on the table at a friend’s house. I heard about this movie for about 3 seconds before it vanished into thin air. I’m sure some of you saw it, but most people didn’t. Let me tell you that you MUST see this film. Ask most people who have seen it (If you can find a person)..they will all say it was a surprisingly great film.

Nic’s character doesn’t know anything but a crappy family owned restaurant and a desire for something bigger and better- something necessary…something challenging…something that will make him a ton of money. He decides to sell weapons and soon finds out his personality, quick wit, ability to sniff out deals, and international connections, come in handy for the job- in fact he pisses off the best in the business.

Nic Cage doesn’t really focus on the morality, rather the money and success he is reaping. It’s those around him that point out fear, possible death, rejection and loss .  What if he lost his prized wife and son?  Is it all worth this only to have an empty, huge, downtown apartment?

One of his re-occurring clients is in Africa in the depths of hell where AIDS and murder is as common as a dirt road.  Africa really becomes a main focus because of the stark contrasts in factions, wars and violence.

Being chased by an Interpol agent, played by Ethan Hawke, does not phase Nic’s character because he has more than a million ways to trick and con the governments & embargo laws, etc.  Of course, it’s as simple as establishing relationships with key people;  key people that can be helpful and dangerous.  His brother Jared Leto decides to help him out on a few international sales calls although most of the time he’s got his head in a bag of coke. Leto becomes the mirror reflection of the deterioration happening on the inside of the violent countries – while being right in front of Cage’s face.

Money, greed, AIDS, violence- Nic Cage has found himself involved and responsible for the worst crimes in the world.  The film questions the necessity that the weapons represent, while at the same time, Nic is being called the LORD OF WAR. Is he? Is he really responsible for all the murder throughout the world because he sells guns? Does he pick sides? Can he continue to sell these weapons to developing countries and exploiting death, murder, rape and abduction? You know at some point Nic is going to see a reduction sauce forming out of his original ingredients…..and it’s going to change his life forever. “You know who’s going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.”

What I really enjoyed about the film was the twisted ending (AWESOME) and the script is so good. This film teaches you the inside life of a weapons dealer, and who, what, when, why and how this is all happening across the world. Secondly, this film asks important questions that I had difficulty answering once I watched this film because of the benefits and losses the weapons create. Third, the acting was great and the cinematography, casting and plot was spot on. You’ll be surprised at what happens when Nic Cage simmers in his morality.

One of my favorite quotes:

“The reason I’ll be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss – the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year – sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil.”

 

Here is the script:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/l/lord-of-war-script-transcript.html

Crank & Crank 2

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Imagine having to kick start your heart every 5 minutes with anything you can find (microwave, waffle iron, nasal spray, red bull, cocaine)…while trying to find and kill the person who did this to you and save your girlfriend. That’s what Jason Statham’s character, Chev Chelios has to do. Just a regular Sunday afternoon for gangstas!  Out since 2006, the film is one of those that people pop in at parties because it’s fast moving, interesting, funny and looney.

Jason comes off as a crazy killer and that’s  exactly who he is.  Not too long ago he let a Chinese guy go that he was supposed to kill for his boss “Carlito”. Carlito then puts a hit out on him.  The evil sidekick, Verona,  puts the “Chinese cocktail” in Chev’s neck- a drug that will kill his heart unless he keeps jump starting it.

The film does a great job at matching the intensity of this unfortunate heart scenario to the look and feel of the film(cinematography). You often see scenes that quickly saturate then appear normal again. If Chev is on the phone with someone it’s not unusual to see the other person appear in a window or a rear view mirror, even though they aren’t there. It’s sort of like a fun house. Split seconds of color and scenes appear in the most unlikely of places. Everything down to the sound of his cell phone ring mimics what is happening to his body.

Amy Smart is looking beautiful in the film and Jason doesn’t look so bad either. The film has a lot of meat in it- a lot of good stuff… a lot of heart pumping close calls. It’s not a film with incredible intersecting plots. It’s all relatively simple. He wants to seek revenge.  Jason’s furrowed eyes and brief dialogue is a bit drab.  I saw him as one dimensional in this film with intentions to try and become more with a phone call to his girlfriend or a tentative look at the doctor played by Dwight Yoakam. It didn’t work for me, but you don’t have to agree with me. Actually….maybe that’s the entire point. He’s a big D-bag and that’s ALL.

Men love this film and girls will think it’s just OK. What do you all think? I had a bit more fun watching some of the other films I reviewed recently.  Something was missing in it for me…maybe better dialogue and a more intellectual plot was needed. I do have to say though… the half naked girls in the glass balls at the hotel was CLASSIC.  Some scenes were really poignant and creative.

At the end of this film you think Chev is dead..and who wouldn’t be after that fiasco. I guess he’s still alive and coming back with a vengeance..and with probably quite a few plastic body parts. I present CRANK 2- Crank High Voltage

The tagline is “He was Dead. But he got better.” What? Oh boy. Here is to hoping the second one is even better!

Best State Of Play Review

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Russell Crowe does a great job cooking low grade food like: scrambled eggs and mac and cheese, in a very small apartment kitchen. He’s had several scenes in films like this. There’s always a girl, walking around the corner, trying to get dressed for work. He’s a ladies man. Remember American Gangster?  Same deal.  The grungy, sexy, introspective-”made mistakes but now I’m trying to live life”- type of character also exists in State of Play.  He’s not the best guy in the world but by God, there are worse out there than him.

Now..the one problem I really had with the film is just that. Ben Affleck is supposedly the demon in angel’s clothing.  Russell is the hero. Hmmm. Let’s simmer on that thought. They wanted someone like Affleck to twist the plot around.  Does it get twisted around a lot? Yah…  I didn’t see everything coming. I just don’t know if I ever really believed Affleck to begin with. Dont think that Im giving away the plot because Im not….. Im just pointing out that Affleck has a very important role and Im not sure I get all that I want from him.

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Russell Crowe plays Cal McAffrey, a seasoned journalist at the Washington Post.  Rachel McAdams plays Della Frye (I love that name by the way) who is a new up-and-coming smartie with a naive thirst that only Crowe can quench.  Ben Affleck plays McAffrey’s old college roommate turned congressman- Mr. Collins. Helen Mirren plays the boss at the Washington Post. Now that we got that out of the way I’ll give you a little plot rundown before I really dissect it.

A couple murders happen..one with a random girl who works for the congressman. Turns out he was sleeping with her. Turns out a powerful defense contractor who is planning to run all domestic defense contracts (total privatization) is fighting with the congressman (Affleck) in recent trials and news posts. McAffrey knows Collins so of course, he’s being pinned down by his co-workers and boss to get the meat of the story. Turns out…its really deep and twisted. The story keeps digging it’s own hole. Turns out McAffrey was sleeping with Collins’s wife, played by Robin Wright Penn. Now ….that is one weird pairing…Robin Wright Penn and Ben Affleck. It worked..but just barely.

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So is Affleck really involved and how much if so? Did this company actually plan the girl’s death in order to frame Affleck? What really happened? Well..the entire film is about these characters wondering the same thing and going after every clue. Even a small cameo by Jason Bateman who plays a gay PR executive was pretty good. The history and plot of this defense contractor is pretty great. What never quite makes the mark for me is Affleck.

I would LOVE to say that Affleck finally knocked it out of the park and really delivered. I think he did “fine” but fine is not what he needs for a huge hit. The plot alone was “fine” and better due to some acting…but it really needed Affleck to bring it home. It needed Manny Ramirez or Kemp to really make a wonderful A + play to bring State Of Play to the top of the “To Rent List”. I do not feel like it did that. Although enjoyable, it was not enough to make this a great film.

The one part where he came close was when he was watching Bateman on tape..and his subsequent dialogue with Crowe. That was pretty good. I really wanted to see Affleck fight..get down and dirty..scream…let go.

To Affleck’s credit the role did not give him any introspective scenes. You never saw him at home..you never heard him talk to himself…you just really didnt get to know him. So all Affleck had was the surface on which to bounce off of.

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Affleck has a tendancy to almost think too much when he’s in serious roles. Instead of embodying the entire character with method acting he tends to surface act..in the moment…feel what should happen with the character. What happens with that is he comes off a bit unrealistic. He’s going through the emotions but it’s not deep enough.  His acting tends to lack a bit of creativity and depth.  I also think his lower lip tends to go “retard” on him. It dimples in any scene whether happy or sad. Know what I mean? He’s a great looking guy but this was not quite his role.

One day Affleck will find his perfect role beyond GooD Will Hunting.  He needs to follow Clive Owen a bit more in some of the film choices. Look at Ryan Reynolds as well….both are along the same lines as Affleck.

McAdams won’t be unscathed in my review. She’s adorable and fun to watch but her character didn’t allow a whole lot of depth beyond a few quaint moments about a struggling journalist looking to make her mark. She fit the role, but it’s not an Oscar performance.

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Jason Bateman and Robin Wright Penn were actually very good in both of their roles…..bravo to them!

State of Play was a solid C+

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