Blood Thirsty For The New Season

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“I think what makes this show addicting is the spicy violence wrapped up in southern charm.”

All I can say is “Twilight” is NOTHING compared to “True Blood“.

I purposely didn’t see “True Blood” for a long time because I thought it would be “overdone” and remind me of the same old crap I’ve seen a million times like “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”, etc. “30 Days Of Night” renewed my faith just a tad because it did such a good job making the “vampire” scary and unique again. Today it’s becoming quite like the lawyer and doctor shows that fill our prime time line up.

A producer friend of mine said about 5 years ago that I should write a “Vampire” show…and I thought he was joking.  Damn it!  I should have listened!  To be honest though, I could not have done it better than Alan Ball.  He’s the father of my previous favorite, “6 Feet Under”.  Alan Ball has this incredible ability to make a small rural town become the most interesting piece of humanity in the entire world.  Remember the plastic bag that represented ultimate beauty in “American Beauty”? Well, you get the picture.  If he can do that with a plastic bag imagine what he can do with blood.

A friend of mine shoved the entire 12 episode season to my chest and said “WATCH IT”..you have to see it if you are a writer.  So I did.  Every last drop of it.  I’m in love with True Blood and it’s the hottest thing on television…one of the few shows at least.  HBO just simply..rocks.

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Sookie Stackhouse, played by Anna Paquin, is this not-so-perfect yet perfect young Louisiana girl who is working at a bar owned by a guy named Sam Merlotte.  It’s a small, hot and muggy town with the most vibrant characters you can find. In fact, the acting is really very good.  Anna Paquin won an Emmy for her role, and it’s no wonder why.  Her best friend Terra played by Rutina Wesley (who is so new, she barely has an IMDB log)…is excellent. She almost steals the show.

If you want the short summary here it goes:  Sookie lives with her grandmother because her parents died in a freak accident.  She can hear people’s thoughts and it’s been hard for her to get close to anyone because she’s familiar with the depths of issues in each one of us. Her older brother Jason lives in town and works as a construction dude-he’s volitaile and a sex fiend.

The world is now trying to accept Vampires in modern society because they came OUT of the coffin and revealed themselves two years ago.  Japan even made a synthetic blood drink called “True Blood” to allow vampires to live “mainstream” and satiate their need for the feed.  This mimics our current fight for gay and lesbian rights.

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Bill Compton, played by, Stephen Moyer is a vampire who moves into the small town and falls in love with Sookie…(well it’s not that easy)- and the love story between them is NOT cheesy or overdone. It’s perfect.  Sookie’s got Sam on one side and Bill on the other.  Both men are completely different with unique abilities.  The vampire clan finds her valuable to them for several reasons-mostly because she can hear people think. Bill is often caught in trying to protect Sookie against the evils that could potentially harm her, despite his ranking.  But remember, Sookie understands evil better than the average human and Bill is the first person who she can’t hear 24/7.

The thing about this show is that its not just about a love story or acceptance. It’s got story lines of a serial killer, sex, violence, drug use, survival, alcoholism, exorcism, homosexuality, and much more all wrapped into each episode. Vampire blood is the drug of choice and Sookie’s brother falls victim to it for much of the first season.

A show can be brilliantly written and even casted but it also needs a great marketing package as well.  This show opens up with a fantastic theme song and thick imagery of the south, voodoo, spiritual need, death and stained blood.  Louisiana’s humidity even plays a role in the show that gives it more life.  What makes this show even more addicting is how spicy the violence is-wrapped up in southern charm.  Sex and violence are not far off from each other…and vampire or human… we are very similar.

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I’d have to say my favorite episode so far was probably #10. Jason has a vampire locked up in his basement -because he’s addicted to “V”.  The show does an amazing job showcasing the powers of a vampire in a new light- and even giving their blood away as a drug for other characters to experience.  “V” makes everything more cinematic and saturated.

Lafayette, a gay cook at Merlotte’s Bar”….is brilliantly played by Nelsan Ellis. Where did this guy come from??

Just when you think that the show has tapped out it’s resources it brings in new characters who have unique abilities. Remember when Ed said to Lafayette..”I love Mondays… I get to watch Heroes and then you come over”. That line meant more than what it seemed at superficial value. We are finding out that there are not only vampires but also werewolves, shape shifters…and everything in between. We’re going to be constantly surprised that the world is filled with things we don’t understand, but we’re beginning to…..right along with Sookie.

I just gave you about 1% of what the show really is about..so pick up the other first season and then GET READY…cuz blood is coming on June 9th for Season 2.

Brooke Hogan Has Clay Aiken Style Her CD Cover

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I love seeing things that automatically get my sarcastic juices flowing. This has to be the best thing I have seen all day. This even beats out my previous post on Madonna’s nude painting -done by Oscar the Grouch.  Brooke really has this circa 1973 -fairy-tacky- sparkle dust- pastel eyeshadow thing going that has absolutely no presence in style and fashion TODAY.  This looks like Clay Aiken threw up all over it.. after eating all of American Idol’s disco balls from the Nokia Theater.

Star Trek Will Live Long And Prosper

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Who would have thought that the new generation of actors would actually impress me in this remake? Chris Pine was born to play this character and although he blew me away (where did he come from?) the real star for me was Spock’s character played by Zachary Quinto. He brought the character back to life with a new flair; the younger-more inexperienced Spock to the teenager- to the young man embarking on an incredible adventure with Captain Kirk. It’s with Spock that the real story begins and ends. What I like most about this film is the incredible thought the writers gave to each character. They added just enough layers to make these characters exciting and new- yet reminiscent.

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I’m suprised that this film wasn’t a cheesy Zach Efron-esque vehicle for Chris Pine. This was a movie truly for the Star Trek fans with a consistantly Star Trek enemy and federation standards of operations.  The intensity added into the story due to the progression of relationships that we all love from the past was the cherry on top. It’s like being able to ride a brand new Disneyland Star Wars ride for the first time. Everything is renewed and suddenly, the park is fun again- even if you aren’t a kid anymore.

To give you a little taste of the plot, Kirk’s Dad is killed by a rogue Romulan who is out to seek revenge. But wait…it gets good when the plot unveils some really cool reasons why they want revenge. I can’t give it away. Sorry- you’ll have to go read other blogs for that. I think part of the greatness of seeing this film is not knowing too much beforehand. I’d criticize the film for being cliche on a few of the “Star Wars” esque “father dies so you take on the quest on the Enterprise”…but they made it believable with good character development for Chris Pine as well as decent dialogue- so it’s fine…and you buy it.

The special effects in this film are truly unique- down to a hairsplitting..nail biting escapade with the enemy with only seconds to beam back. Yup, this film gives all new meaning to “Beam Me Up Scotty”.  Also, you have a great cast with actors from Shaun of the Dead, Harold and Kumar and Miss Zoe Saldana who plays a great Nyota Uhura. Eric Bana plays Nero- the enemy in this film…and the real SPOCK makes a cameo. The story is…when Leonard Nimoy makes a cameo they were actually going to have William Shatner enter in the picture- but they nixed it. Media is reporting Shatner was quite upset at the new generation and new script. After seeing the film, I hope he’s changed his mind.

It’s no doubt this film is going to have sequels galore- and I welcome it. Transformers is merely a crumb compared to this film.  You want a good time – go see the film. You’ll be just as surprised as I was.

Save Your Money On “Quarantine”.

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My Itunes movie window for Quarantine is still open (unfinished) and I refuse to watch the rest of it. I cannot subject myself to anymore. It’s that bad. I can watch some lame movies but this one tops the list.  Someone had a great idea to document an actual bio hazard “event” in an apartment complex in which the residents are locked inside and forced to fend for themselves. First, the documentary angle is more annoying than it is “spooky” for me. I yelled several times..”STOP MOVING THE DAMN CAMERA”…and no one heard me except my neighbors and scared pets. For me at least, the effect was not what the director wanted. I saw way too many butts, half views of arms…and the occasional supposed to be spooky mummy or rat. A few points go to the attempt at the documentary horror film.  If you want to see a great documentary style see Rachel Getting Married- and my recent review for the film.

Picture accelerated rabies and infected residents with nightgowns on. It’s a really bad version of Shaun of the Dead.  It’s the learning curve of 28 Days Later. I didn’t see anything new and exciting in this film..and that’s coming from someone who will watch every scary film just to feel “scared” and see something different.

It reminds me of that video game “Left 4 Dead” …but not quite as good.

Jennifer Carpenter (Dexter, Exorcism Of Emily Rose) opens the film up as she reports a lifestyle piece about the firefighters in the area. Just maybe, they will be lucky enough to go on an actual call and shadow-spy. This portion of the film lasts a cruel and lengthy 30 minutes. It’s reminiscent of water boarding. She’s not a terrible actress but this was too much. Horror fans need some meat to chew on or we get bored. So finally, they go on a call to an apartment- aka- rabies land. Old ladies and kids eventually get the disease and blood smears the walls. Is it exceptional action? No. Like I said…that’s it really. Maybe I should finish the film and try and see if they redeem themselves towards the end.

Nah.

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Lord Of War Is A Must See

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The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.

“After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia’s biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.”…This DVD was sitting on the table at a friend’s house. I heard about this movie for about 3 seconds before it vanished into thin air. I’m sure some of you saw it, but most people didn’t. Let me tell you that you MUST see this film. Ask most people who have seen it (If you can find a person)..they will all say it was a surprisingly great film.

Nic’s character doesn’t know anything but a crappy family owned restaurant and a desire for something bigger and better- something necessary…something challenging…something that will make him a ton of money. He decides to sell weapons and soon finds out his personality, quick wit, ability to sniff out deals, and international connections, come in handy for the job- in fact he pisses off the best in the business.

Nic Cage doesn’t really focus on the morality, rather the money and success he is reaping. It’s those around him that point out fear, possible death, rejection and loss .  What if he lost his prized wife and son?  Is it all worth this only to have an empty, huge, downtown apartment?

One of his re-occurring clients is in Africa in the depths of hell where AIDS and murder is as common as a dirt road.  Africa really becomes a main focus because of the stark contrasts in factions, wars and violence.

Being chased by an Interpol agent, played by Ethan Hawke, does not phase Nic’s character because he has more than a million ways to trick and con the governments & embargo laws, etc.  Of course, it’s as simple as establishing relationships with key people;  key people that can be helpful and dangerous.  His brother Jared Leto decides to help him out on a few international sales calls although most of the time he’s got his head in a bag of coke. Leto becomes the mirror reflection of the deterioration happening on the inside of the violent countries – while being right in front of Cage’s face.

Money, greed, AIDS, violence- Nic Cage has found himself involved and responsible for the worst crimes in the world.  The film questions the necessity that the weapons represent, while at the same time, Nic is being called the LORD OF WAR. Is he? Is he really responsible for all the murder throughout the world because he sells guns? Does he pick sides? Can he continue to sell these weapons to developing countries and exploiting death, murder, rape and abduction? You know at some point Nic is going to see a reduction sauce forming out of his original ingredients…..and it’s going to change his life forever. “You know who’s going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.”

What I really enjoyed about the film was the twisted ending (AWESOME) and the script is so good. This film teaches you the inside life of a weapons dealer, and who, what, when, why and how this is all happening across the world. Secondly, this film asks important questions that I had difficulty answering once I watched this film because of the benefits and losses the weapons create. Third, the acting was great and the cinematography, casting and plot was spot on. You’ll be surprised at what happens when Nic Cage simmers in his morality.

One of my favorite quotes:

“The reason I’ll be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss – the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year – sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil.”

 

Here is the script:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/l/lord-of-war-script-transcript.html

A Review Of Sam Rockwell’s “Choke”

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Addiction…like the corners of my mind.  Picture the complete opposite of “40-year-old Virgin” with an even drier and grittier humor. Picture “Running With Scissors” and the screwed up family atmosphere. Confused? Read on…Sam Rockwell plays “Victor Mancini” and is 100%  addicted to sex. Like all addictions, it stems from an inadequate childhood experience (s) that lead to suppression and unnecessary longing for contrite, swift pieces of attention and gluttony. Sam eats all of these things with a cherry on top and doesn’t make any apologies. He’s a sex machine and knows his job so well he can have any woman he wants- at any time.

By looking in his eyes we can all feel our worst memories and addictions welling to the surface like a bad therapy movie in Psychology class.  Bursts of happiness only momentarily break the dry humor that Sam Rockwell plays up so well. The “no really…I’m happy. Now let me go screw something up for my friend” mentality.

Another beacon of weakness in Sam’s pathetic world is his mother played by Angelica Houston.  Locked away in an expensive home, where Sam visits when he’s not working at a ridiculous colonial “field trip” mockery, Angelica Houston barely remembers her doting son. Victor feeds her Italian dishes in paper to-go boxes- hoping to hear one ounce of a thank from a  mother who left him several times during his childhood. Stability is not his strong suit. Love is not hers.

Victor has an uncanny way of being vulnerable and vile at the same time and that juxtoposition carries the humor through the film.  He delivers surprisingly clever dialogue written by Clark Gregg (Fight Club) and based on a novel by Chuck Palahniuk . You will see a similar OMG twist in this film that really surprised me and popped- so plan on that!

Sam Rockwell is not your typical  hot leading man but he’s REAL and exactly what would you would see in your local sex addiction AA meetings.

Choke takes you on a journey of addiction, the discovery of your addiction, finding happiness despite your addiction and realizing what holes you have in your heart and what can repair it.  Victor Mancini is challenged with a real actual love and the loss of his mother which rips open his heart to reveal that it’s not hollow– it just needs some air.

The film earns it’s name from a series of attention seeking bouts Victor Mancini learns to concoct early on to grab attention from adults; mimicking a sexual dominance as well.  The film makes you feel like EVERYONE has issues and problems and everyone can go crazy at a certain point in their lives. Everyone is still entitled to a fresh start and their feelings and experiences can only enhance that.

I was suprisingly happy watching this film. It’s graphic..it’s real..it’s funny. It’s not the best film you will every see but it’s definitely much better than a lot of crap out there. I’d say watch it on DVD rental -

Sam Rockwell attending the premiere of 'Choke' in New York City.

Grade: B-

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