Top Ten New Apocalyptic Film Titles

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You know the secondary titles like Terminator- “Salvation” or Transformers “Revenge of The Fallen”..well I have a few new ones I thought I’d toss around for anyone who was looking for some titles for their apocalyptic scripts. Before you go and name your film, please take a look at these gems.  You can’t buy these..the creativity is simply off the charts.Simply place any apocalyptic film/science fiction film title in the front. You can have fun interchanging these for days.

1. “The Remanants Of Disaster”

2. “Supreme Allies Unite”

3. “Victims Of Bad Things”

4. “Beating People Up Badly”

5. “God Hates You All”

6. “Ammunition Nutrition”

7. “Rise of the Machines”

8. “Were All Gonna Come Close To Dying”

9. “Minorities Die First”

10. Flushing Evil Down The Drain”

Star Trek Will Live Long And Prosper

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Who would have thought that the new generation of actors would actually impress me in this remake? Chris Pine was born to play this character and although he blew me away (where did he come from?) the real star for me was Spock’s character played by Zachary Quinto. He brought the character back to life with a new flair; the younger-more inexperienced Spock to the teenager- to the young man embarking on an incredible adventure with Captain Kirk. It’s with Spock that the real story begins and ends. What I like most about this film is the incredible thought the writers gave to each character. They added just enough layers to make these characters exciting and new- yet reminiscent.

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I’m suprised that this film wasn’t a cheesy Zach Efron-esque vehicle for Chris Pine. This was a movie truly for the Star Trek fans with a consistantly Star Trek enemy and federation standards of operations.  The intensity added into the story due to the progression of relationships that we all love from the past was the cherry on top. It’s like being able to ride a brand new Disneyland Star Wars ride for the first time. Everything is renewed and suddenly, the park is fun again- even if you aren’t a kid anymore.

To give you a little taste of the plot, Kirk’s Dad is killed by a rogue Romulan who is out to seek revenge. But wait…it gets good when the plot unveils some really cool reasons why they want revenge. I can’t give it away. Sorry- you’ll have to go read other blogs for that. I think part of the greatness of seeing this film is not knowing too much beforehand. I’d criticize the film for being cliche on a few of the “Star Wars” esque “father dies so you take on the quest on the Enterprise”…but they made it believable with good character development for Chris Pine as well as decent dialogue- so it’s fine…and you buy it.

The special effects in this film are truly unique- down to a hairsplitting..nail biting escapade with the enemy with only seconds to beam back. Yup, this film gives all new meaning to “Beam Me Up Scotty”.  Also, you have a great cast with actors from Shaun of the Dead, Harold and Kumar and Miss Zoe Saldana who plays a great Nyota Uhura. Eric Bana plays Nero- the enemy in this film…and the real SPOCK makes a cameo. The story is…when Leonard Nimoy makes a cameo they were actually going to have William Shatner enter in the picture- but they nixed it. Media is reporting Shatner was quite upset at the new generation and new script. After seeing the film, I hope he’s changed his mind.

It’s no doubt this film is going to have sequels galore- and I welcome it. Transformers is merely a crumb compared to this film.  You want a good time – go see the film. You’ll be just as surprised as I was.

Lord Of War Is A Must See

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The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.

“After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia’s biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.”…This DVD was sitting on the table at a friend’s house. I heard about this movie for about 3 seconds before it vanished into thin air. I’m sure some of you saw it, but most people didn’t. Let me tell you that you MUST see this film. Ask most people who have seen it (If you can find a person)..they will all say it was a surprisingly great film.

Nic’s character doesn’t know anything but a crappy family owned restaurant and a desire for something bigger and better- something necessary…something challenging…something that will make him a ton of money. He decides to sell weapons and soon finds out his personality, quick wit, ability to sniff out deals, and international connections, come in handy for the job- in fact he pisses off the best in the business.

Nic Cage doesn’t really focus on the morality, rather the money and success he is reaping. It’s those around him that point out fear, possible death, rejection and loss .  What if he lost his prized wife and son?  Is it all worth this only to have an empty, huge, downtown apartment?

One of his re-occurring clients is in Africa in the depths of hell where AIDS and murder is as common as a dirt road.  Africa really becomes a main focus because of the stark contrasts in factions, wars and violence.

Being chased by an Interpol agent, played by Ethan Hawke, does not phase Nic’s character because he has more than a million ways to trick and con the governments & embargo laws, etc.  Of course, it’s as simple as establishing relationships with key people;  key people that can be helpful and dangerous.  His brother Jared Leto decides to help him out on a few international sales calls although most of the time he’s got his head in a bag of coke. Leto becomes the mirror reflection of the deterioration happening on the inside of the violent countries – while being right in front of Cage’s face.

Money, greed, AIDS, violence- Nic Cage has found himself involved and responsible for the worst crimes in the world.  The film questions the necessity that the weapons represent, while at the same time, Nic is being called the LORD OF WAR. Is he? Is he really responsible for all the murder throughout the world because he sells guns? Does he pick sides? Can he continue to sell these weapons to developing countries and exploiting death, murder, rape and abduction? You know at some point Nic is going to see a reduction sauce forming out of his original ingredients…..and it’s going to change his life forever. “You know who’s going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.”

What I really enjoyed about the film was the twisted ending (AWESOME) and the script is so good. This film teaches you the inside life of a weapons dealer, and who, what, when, why and how this is all happening across the world. Secondly, this film asks important questions that I had difficulty answering once I watched this film because of the benefits and losses the weapons create. Third, the acting was great and the cinematography, casting and plot was spot on. You’ll be surprised at what happens when Nic Cage simmers in his morality.

One of my favorite quotes:

“The reason I’ll be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss – the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year – sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil.”

 

Here is the script:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/l/lord-of-war-script-transcript.html

A Review Of Sam Rockwell’s “Choke”

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Addiction…like the corners of my mind.  Picture the complete opposite of “40-year-old Virgin” with an even drier and grittier humor. Picture “Running With Scissors” and the screwed up family atmosphere. Confused? Read on…Sam Rockwell plays “Victor Mancini” and is 100%  addicted to sex. Like all addictions, it stems from an inadequate childhood experience (s) that lead to suppression and unnecessary longing for contrite, swift pieces of attention and gluttony. Sam eats all of these things with a cherry on top and doesn’t make any apologies. He’s a sex machine and knows his job so well he can have any woman he wants- at any time.

By looking in his eyes we can all feel our worst memories and addictions welling to the surface like a bad therapy movie in Psychology class.  Bursts of happiness only momentarily break the dry humor that Sam Rockwell plays up so well. The “no really…I’m happy. Now let me go screw something up for my friend” mentality.

Another beacon of weakness in Sam’s pathetic world is his mother played by Angelica Houston.  Locked away in an expensive home, where Sam visits when he’s not working at a ridiculous colonial “field trip” mockery, Angelica Houston barely remembers her doting son. Victor feeds her Italian dishes in paper to-go boxes- hoping to hear one ounce of a thank from a  mother who left him several times during his childhood. Stability is not his strong suit. Love is not hers.

Victor has an uncanny way of being vulnerable and vile at the same time and that juxtoposition carries the humor through the film.  He delivers surprisingly clever dialogue written by Clark Gregg (Fight Club) and based on a novel by Chuck Palahniuk . You will see a similar OMG twist in this film that really surprised me and popped- so plan on that!

Sam Rockwell is not your typical  hot leading man but he’s REAL and exactly what would you would see in your local sex addiction AA meetings.

Choke takes you on a journey of addiction, the discovery of your addiction, finding happiness despite your addiction and realizing what holes you have in your heart and what can repair it.  Victor Mancini is challenged with a real actual love and the loss of his mother which rips open his heart to reveal that it’s not hollow– it just needs some air.

The film earns it’s name from a series of attention seeking bouts Victor Mancini learns to concoct early on to grab attention from adults; mimicking a sexual dominance as well.  The film makes you feel like EVERYONE has issues and problems and everyone can go crazy at a certain point in their lives. Everyone is still entitled to a fresh start and their feelings and experiences can only enhance that.

I was suprisingly happy watching this film. It’s graphic..it’s real..it’s funny. It’s not the best film you will every see but it’s definitely much better than a lot of crap out there. I’d say watch it on DVD rental -

Sam Rockwell attending the premiere of 'Choke' in New York City.

Grade: B-

Slumdog Millionare DVD Review

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Reminiscent of “The Kite Runner”, Danny Boyle’s “Slumdog Millionare” takes you on a heartwarming journey through the slums of India- specifically Mumbai (Bombay).  One boy grows up with the worst luck imaginable but somehow life decides to turn all of his tragedies into one HUGE win.

Dev Patel and Freida Pinto meet when they are both orphaned. Dev’s brother in the film named “Samim” is a darker version of the two with obvious gothic, murderous and drug tendancies that fill in plot lines for the Three Musketeers. The three of them find themselves in several unfortunate situations- very realistic to what children in India would go through. Danny Boyle makes you practically smell the slum…and it’s not pretty.

The rest of the film takes you on a journey of Dev Patel doing everything he can to find the love of his life after they are separated. Circumstances may not allow them to ever be together again. All he deserves is pure happiness because despite every tragedy he has only wanted LOVE.  He finds himself on the game show of choice in India- winning- and winning big. Why did he go on the show? He had one reason- and it wasn’t money.

No one believes he actually knows the answers to all of these questions. There is NO way a slumdog from Mumbai knows certain “rich” answers.  In fact, people try and trick him into losing. Dev Patel tells these men (as well as the audience) just how screwed up, unbelievable and ironic his life has been. It is possible..to be a good person and win big. At least that’s what Danny Boyle wants you to believe.  Do you believe?

Strategically this film pulls off every emotion and plot line perfectly. The cinematography is superb- and unique and creative. Different camera angles and ways to show the obvious are definitely prime in this film. They did a great job, on a great film…and that’s why it won the Oscar slate.

Seven Pounds Review

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Seven Pounds was a confusing title when I first heard of this film. Does it mean seven pounds of fat? Seven British pounds? Does the heart weigh 7 lbs? Does Will Smith’s pinky muscle lift 7 lbs?  No.  It’s actually none of the above.  Seven Pounds is a heartfelt story about loss, love, tragedy, fear and atonement.  (Spoilers ahead- so do not read this if you really don’t want a big spill).

Will Smith and Rosario Dawson were on Oprah discussing everything but the real details of the plot for a reason. If you discuss the plot it may ruin the entire premise of the film for the viewer. The film is wrapped delicately in colored ribbons that are best unwrapped in the film’s tailored sequence.

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SEVEN POUNDS

Will Smith killed 7 people in a tragic accident including his fiance. You get the feeling he was rich, well cultured and balanced before the accident. Everything was on the right track as they say.  When a slight shift in plans careens his car into oncoming traffic, a suburban full of people is destroyed in just a minute. One Minute.  One minute has changed Will Smith forever.

What I enjoyed about the film was how I didn’t know this was the reason for his atonement and choice to help 7 strangers for a while.  Remember, I didn’t watch much before the film and it’s filmed in such a way to hide the real reason for 75% of it. So in that regard, this was surprising. I kept thinking maybe Will Smith came into a lot of money, maybe he was an angel from heaven or perhaps some other metaphysical entity.  Nope….He simply feels that he is a terrible human being who deserves pain and needs to help others before he dies.

What’s even more powerful about the film is Will Smith’s acting-specifically his ability to make you truly feel pained, confused, angered, guilty and happy all at the same time. You don’t quite understand why he has all of these feelings when he’s helping people, but he does. For most of it, you have no idea exactly WHY Will Smith is the way he is.

When details are revealed of the crash, it becomes abundantly clear that Will Smith really did a phenomenal job at keeping you locked in.

As he was giving and helping people his life started to go back to normal. This is the most powerful part of this film and what Will Smith displays brilliantly in his acting.  He was falling in love and as he put it “I haven’t treated myself well in the past 3 years”..to which Rosario responds, “Well you should start”.

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Will Smith has spent around 3 years since the accident researching people whom he should help. He’s not going to help just anyone but the most beautiful deserving people.  One night he gives his bone marrow to a dying little boy. A year prior he gave part of his liver to a woman named Holly – a social worker for the state.  He gave his brother one of his lungs.  He gives his house to a battered woman and her kids. Now, we enter upon his story as a blind man and a woman with a heart condition are the two main focuses of Smith’s retrobution illness.

Now, I knew the blind man’s story was going to become the pivotal ending for the film —who wouldn’t? But…despite the cliche of that ending– I still loved it. Played by Woody Harrelson, the blind man is an essential component to the love factor.

The love story with Rosario Dawson is intense and poignant because she’s going to die without his heart. She doesn’t ever consider him as a donor in fact, she’s falling in love with him and only wants a miracle to happen so she can be with him forever. This is the moment Will Smith knew would be the most awful, derailing, wonderful, heroic moment of his life. Hhe has to give up his main organ in order to truly release his pain and the deceased victims he killed.  He doesn’t want to though.  He finally found something good in his life and now this??

Do these acts really atone for his mistakes? Yes..they do.  They do ten fold and it makes you really think.

He’s going through more pain for longer than any of his victims had.  It makes you think about how you’d feel in his shoes. It makes you think about how the victims are probably up in heaven saying “You don’t have to do this”. It makes you ask yourself if you’d be strong enough to really help people like he is. It makes you question if you could live with that kind of pain that he is living with daily. It makes you think twice about drunk driving. Don’t text in the car.

What happens at the end of the film was gut wrenching, awesome, spiritual, and shocking. Go see the film to see what happens in the end. It’s not going to be the most wonderful film in the world-= but it makes you think and you’ll be discussing it for WEEKS after. I heard Will Smith say he did this film because of the way it makes you think and feel for a long time after.  I think everyone should understand and be willing to take a couple hours to see what SEVEN POUNDS can deliver in your life.

Seven organs, seven strangers, seven pounds of flesh..

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