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Brooke Hogan Has Clay Aiken Style Her CD Cover

I love seeing things that automatically get my sarcastic juices flowing. This has to be the best thing I have seen all day. This even beats out my previous post on Madonna’s nude painting -done by Oscar the Grouch.  Brooke … Continue reading

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Star Trek Will Live Long And Prosper

Who would have thought that the new generation of actors would actually impress me in this remake? Chris Pine was born to play this character and although he blew me away (where did he come from?) the real star for … Continue reading

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Save Your Money On “Quarantine”.

My Itunes movie window for Quarantine is still open (unfinished) and I refuse to watch the rest of it. I cannot subject myself to anymore. It’s that bad. I can watch some lame movies but this one tops the list.  … Continue reading

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Rachel Getting Married-Best Script Of The Year

It’s been a while since a film really blew me away.  Seven Pounds was good but does not come close.  Slumdog was good but I’d say “Rachel Getting Married“  is in my top 5 for the past year. I wish … Continue reading

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Lord Of War Is A Must See

The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise. “After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia’s biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.”…This DVD was sitting on the table … Continue reading

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Crank & Crank 2

Imagine having to kick start your heart every 5 minutes with anything you can find (microwave, waffle iron, nasal spray, red bull, cocaine)…while trying to find and kill the person who did this to you and save your girlfriend. That’s … Continue reading

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Best State Of Play Review

Russell Crowe does a great job cooking low grade food like: scrambled eggs and mac and cheese, in a very small apartment kitchen. He’s had several scenes in films like this. There’s always a girl, walking around the corner, trying to get dressed … Continue reading

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Top 16 Most Expensive Films Of All Time

I recently watched “Mars Attacks” and wondered where it fits in with the most expensive (and most likely 50% retarded list) of films.  We all know about “Waterworld” -which I have specific disdain for due to the possibilities of the … Continue reading

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Top Ten Names For Joe Simpson’s New Country Label

With the increasing pressure to keep daughter Jessica Simpson’s career alive and well- Joe is opening up his own label- or so we hear. Who really knows if our crazy, doped up sources know what they are talking about. Since … Continue reading

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The Wrestler DVD Review

On a random weekday afternoon I decided to download The Wrestler and settle in to what I was expecting was- a fantastic film. After the film was over my life somehow felt basic and listless. I felt deprived. I felt … Continue reading

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Slumdog Millionare DVD Review

Reminiscent of “The Kite Runner”, Danny Boyle’s “Slumdog Millionare” takes you on a heartwarming journey through the slums of India- specifically Mumbai (Bombay).  One boy grows up with the worst luck imaginable but somehow life decides to turn all of … Continue reading

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Seven Pounds Review

Seven Pounds was a confusing title when I first heard of this film. Does it mean seven pounds of fat? Seven British pounds? Does the heart weigh 7 lbs? Does Will Smith’s pinky muscle lift 7 lbs?  No.  It’s actually … Continue reading

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Righteous Kill, Murdered Plots

In this film, we have a star stuffed cast, and a whole lot of expectation. Watch out- a few spoilers ahead–let’s review the righteousness of HEAT #2.  The plot of this movie dissected two main personalities and how they deal with death, … Continue reading

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“The Knowing” Film Review

For those who enjoy watching films such as “The Mothman Prophecies“, “Signs“, “White Noise“, “Minority Report“, “Contact” and “The Day After Tomorrow” then you’ll most likely enjoy this movie.  You’re going to get disasters, numbers, prophecies, extra terrestrials, and the … Continue reading

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Oz-One Of The Best HBO Shows You Never Saw

    Oswald State Penetentiary is where it all goes down. One experiemental cell block, in the middle of hell on earth, has been nicknamed “Emerald City”. Tim McManus is heading up the Emerald City unit hoping to rehabilitate the … Continue reading

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Blindness DVD Review

Blindness, starring Julianne Moore and Mark Ruffalo is now available for rent. This is one of those films that came out with a few other blockbuster releases and therefore didn’t do incredibly well. On one hand I wanted to see … Continue reading

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Synecdoche New York Review- Attempt #1

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