Bad Teacher in 30 Seconds

Bad Teacher is actually funnier than I thought. The script is actually phenomenal…no wonder these actors wanted to do it. Here’s an awesome gag reel!! DONE- that’s my 30 second review.

Lord Of War Is A Must See

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The first and most important rule of gun-running is: never get shot with your own merchandise.

“After the Cold War, the AK-47 became Russia’s biggest export. After that came vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.”…This DVD was sitting on the table at a friend’s house. I heard about this movie for about 3 seconds before it vanished into thin air. I’m sure some of you saw it, but most people didn’t. Let me tell you that you MUST see this film. Ask most people who have seen it (If you can find a person)..they will all say it was a surprisingly great film.

Nic’s character doesn’t know anything but a crappy family owned restaurant and a desire for something bigger and better- something necessary…something challenging…something that will make him a ton of money. He decides to sell weapons and soon finds out his personality, quick wit, ability to sniff out deals, and international connections, come in handy for the job- in fact he pisses off the best in the business.

Nic Cage doesn’t really focus on the morality, rather the money and success he is reaping. It’s those around him that point out fear, possible death, rejection and loss .  What if he lost his prized wife and son?  Is it all worth this only to have an empty, huge, downtown apartment?

One of his re-occurring clients is in Africa in the depths of hell where AIDS and murder is as common as a dirt road.  Africa really becomes a main focus because of the stark contrasts in factions, wars and violence.

Being chased by an Interpol agent, played by Ethan Hawke, does not phase Nic’s character because he has more than a million ways to trick and con the governments & embargo laws, etc.  Of course, it’s as simple as establishing relationships with key people;  key people that can be helpful and dangerous.  His brother Jared Leto decides to help him out on a few international sales calls although most of the time he’s got his head in a bag of coke. Leto becomes the mirror reflection of the deterioration happening on the inside of the violent countries – while being right in front of Cage’s face.

Money, greed, AIDS, violence- Nic Cage has found himself involved and responsible for the worst crimes in the world.  The film questions the necessity that the weapons represent, while at the same time, Nic is being called the LORD OF WAR. Is he? Is he really responsible for all the murder throughout the world because he sells guns? Does he pick sides? Can he continue to sell these weapons to developing countries and exploiting death, murder, rape and abduction? You know at some point Nic is going to see a reduction sauce forming out of his original ingredients…..and it’s going to change his life forever. “You know who’s going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.”

What I really enjoyed about the film was the twisted ending (AWESOME) and the script is so good. This film teaches you the inside life of a weapons dealer, and who, what, when, why and how this is all happening across the world. Secondly, this film asks important questions that I had difficulty answering once I watched this film because of the benefits and losses the weapons create. Third, the acting was great and the cinematography, casting and plot was spot on. You’ll be surprised at what happens when Nic Cage simmers in his morality.

One of my favorite quotes:

“The reason I’ll be released is the same reason you think I’ll be convicted. I *do* rub shoulders with some of the most vile, sadistic men calling themselves leaders today. But some of these men are the enemies of *your* enemies. And while the biggest arms dealer in the world is your boss – the President of the United States, who ships more merchandise in a day than I do in a year – sometimes it’s embarrassing to have his fingerprints on the guns. Sometimes he needs a freelancer like me to supply forces he can’t be seen supplying. So. You call me evil, but unfortunately for you, I’m a necessary evil.”

 

Here is the script:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/l/lord-of-war-script-transcript.html

A Review Of Sam Rockwell’s “Choke”

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Addiction…like the corners of my mind.  Picture the complete opposite of “40-year-old Virgin” with an even drier and grittier humor. Picture “Running With Scissors” and the screwed up family atmosphere. Confused? Read on…Sam Rockwell plays “Victor Mancini” and is 100%  addicted to sex. Like all addictions, it stems from an inadequate childhood experience (s) that lead to suppression and unnecessary longing for contrite, swift pieces of attention and gluttony. Sam eats all of these things with a cherry on top and doesn’t make any apologies. He’s a sex machine and knows his job so well he can have any woman he wants- at any time.

By looking in his eyes we can all feel our worst memories and addictions welling to the surface like a bad therapy movie in Psychology class.  Bursts of happiness only momentarily break the dry humor that Sam Rockwell plays up so well. The “no really…I’m happy. Now let me go screw something up for my friend” mentality.

Another beacon of weakness in Sam’s pathetic world is his mother played by Angelica Houston.  Locked away in an expensive home, where Sam visits when he’s not working at a ridiculous colonial “field trip” mockery, Angelica Houston barely remembers her doting son. Victor feeds her Italian dishes in paper to-go boxes- hoping to hear one ounce of a thank from a  mother who left him several times during his childhood. Stability is not his strong suit. Love is not hers.

Victor has an uncanny way of being vulnerable and vile at the same time and that juxtoposition carries the humor through the film.  He delivers surprisingly clever dialogue written by Clark Gregg (Fight Club) and based on a novel by Chuck Palahniuk . You will see a similar OMG twist in this film that really surprised me and popped- so plan on that!

Sam Rockwell is not your typical  hot leading man but he’s REAL and exactly what would you would see in your local sex addiction AA meetings.

Choke takes you on a journey of addiction, the discovery of your addiction, finding happiness despite your addiction and realizing what holes you have in your heart and what can repair it.  Victor Mancini is challenged with a real actual love and the loss of his mother which rips open his heart to reveal that it’s not hollow– it just needs some air.

The film earns it’s name from a series of attention seeking bouts Victor Mancini learns to concoct early on to grab attention from adults; mimicking a sexual dominance as well.  The film makes you feel like EVERYONE has issues and problems and everyone can go crazy at a certain point in their lives. Everyone is still entitled to a fresh start and their feelings and experiences can only enhance that.

I was suprisingly happy watching this film. It’s graphic..it’s real..it’s funny. It’s not the best film you will every see but it’s definitely much better than a lot of crap out there. I’d say watch it on DVD rental -

Sam Rockwell attending the premiere of 'Choke' in New York City.

Grade: B-

Top 16 Most Expensive Films Of All Time

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I recently watched “Mars Attacks” and wondered where it fits in with the most expensive (and most likely 50% retarded list) of films.  We all know about “Waterworld” -which I have specific disdain for due to the possibilities of the subject matter that were all shot to hell- but what about the other films? Well, we did some research and put together the top lists from several websites that talked about it- including Forbes. What’s interesting is a few websites have different views on the subject. We’re taking the average-and the bottom line. That’s how we roll here on the world of film craft.

All info is adjusted for inflation.

1. War And Peace- 700 million ( 4 parts) in 1968

2. Pirates Of The Caribbean at Worlds End- -300 million -2007

3. Cleopatra- 290 million -1963

4. Titanic- 250 million -1997 (Debate on whether it was 250 or 200)

5. Spider Man 3- 258 million  -2007

6. Waterworld- 231 million -1995

7. Quantum of Solace- 230 million – 2008

8. Pirates- Dead Mans Chest- 223 Million  -2006

9. Terminator 3 Rise Against The Machines- 219 Million 2003

10. Spiderman 2 – 212 Million- 2004

11. X-Men Last Stand- 210 Million -2006

12. King Kong- 207 Million- 2005

13. Wild Wild West- 206 Million- 1999

14. Metropolis- 204 Million- 1927

15. Superman Returns- 204 Million 2006

16. Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian- 200 Million- 2008

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