Eastbound & Down Is Moving Up

Here’s a quick low down on the show and don’t get mad at me for being lazy and copying this from IMDB:

Eastbound & Down is a comedy show from HBO, starring Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, a former professional baseball pitcher, who after an amazing career is forced to return to his hometown middle-school in Shelby, North Carolina as a substitute physical education teacher.[1] Will Ferrell and Adam McKay received an order for six episodes for the first season from HBO.[2] The series is being produced by Will Ferrell’s production company, Gary Sanchez Productions. The show premiered February 15, 2009, at 10:30p.m. [3] On April 8, 2009, HBO announced it had renewed the series for a second season.

Okay, so now that you know the plot of the series, I want to give you my take on the action. I watched every episode ON DEMAND (love this stuff on the weekends!) and I couldn’t stop watching them. I spent my entire evening watching this show because it made me laugh and take a load off. Isn’t that what most people want their comedy television shows to accomplish?

This is definitely not a show you want to have your 4-year-old watch but it’s funny to watch it as an adult; Kenny Powers says everything you wish you could say. He’s got the worst mullet I have ever seen and just thinking about him trying to be sexy gives me the willies!

Here’s a clip to give you some love: Best Of Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is a foul-mouthed, egotistical and semi-dumb character while his brother and sister in law are nice red necks who take him in when he loses his baseball career. Will Ferrell plays a BMW dealership owner with blonde white long hair who antagonizes Kenny about his current lack of star power.

At first you watch the show and say to yourself, “Okay that’s pretty funny…” and you realize you start to care about the characters too.  The whole deal is, Kenny does the most ridiculous stuff to get himself back into the limelight but it just never quite works out. I think it’s similar to the MIDDLE which takes a quick wit, semi-white trash view on middle class families. The show will also remind you of Talladega Nights.

When Kenny is dumped by a girl, that he’s gone back and forth with for most of the season, he retreats to his jet ski; wearing jeans, and a dress shirt. Did I mention that he does drugs and sniffs cocaine off of the barrell of a gun as a farewell gift to himself? Yah, it’s completely ridiculous and great. Be prepared for breasts, brawling, beer and brainless antics- and you’re good to go. Peace Out!

Rating: Not an intellectual gem but does the job of entertainment- B+ 

Top Ten New Apocalyptic Film Titles

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You know the secondary titles like Terminator- “Salvation” or Transformers “Revenge of The Fallen”..well I have a few new ones I thought I’d toss around for anyone who was looking for some titles for their apocalyptic scripts. Before you go and name your film, please take a look at these gems.  You can’t buy these..the creativity is simply off the charts.Simply place any apocalyptic film/science fiction film title in the front. You can have fun interchanging these for days.

1. “The Remanants Of Disaster”

2. “Supreme Allies Unite”

3. “Victims Of Bad Things”

4. “Beating People Up Badly”

5. “God Hates You All”

6. “Ammunition Nutrition”

7. “Rise of the Machines”

8. “Were All Gonna Come Close To Dying”

9. “Minorities Die First”

10. Flushing Evil Down The Drain”

Tropic Thundaaa Review

 

We’ve all seen the bloody, intense and dramatic films like “The Thin Red Line”, “Saving Private Ryan”, “Courage Under Fire”..and the like.  If you have a war set in the tropical environment, like Vietnam, it’s even crazier. God only knows what’s going to come right up and bite you.  Now, throw in some comedy and make fun of war movies in general and you’ll get Tropic Thunder. A pretty cool premise. You have to give Stiller some credit for making fun of war movies. It’s about time we can laugh at some of the atrocities that have plagued our nation!  I guess you can say this was already done with the Charlie Sheen phenomenon…but Stiller brings his own unique MUCH FUNNIER flair.

The film starts off with incredibly funny mockeries of different films that these main actors are starring in. It’s a movie about a cast filming the movie “Tropic Thunder”. So..Stiller gives us a little story on each character and what their current pathetic celebrity status is. Ben Stiller was a huge action star in the past but he needs a hit BADLY…or his career will be over. Is Tropic Thunder going to be the big hit they all need?

One rapper/actor in the “film” sells “Booty Sweat” energy drinks while another actor finished up a film about a gay monk who starts doing the nasty with Tobey Macguire. Not joking.  They all need a new hit movie but they really hate this one for some reason. Their agents are making them do it. A war film in the tropics? bahh! You soon realize that these actors, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Nick Nolte (yes Nick has a job) and Jack Black most notably, are starring together in this war movie, and they all just want it to be over and done with.

The movie was taken from a novel as full of crap as a gas station bathroom. The director gets pissed…he gets in trouble….things explode…and it’s a terrible production.

Only…what they don’t realize is it’s not really a film anymore. They actually find themselves in the hell hole of the Vietnam tropics…alone…with their acting ability and a few guns. Circumstances have led them to REAL fighting and REAL possibilities of death and destruction. Like any Stiller comedy the jokes can be absolutely hysterical or only so-so.  I laughed for 15 minutes straight when the film started so that was actually a nice feeling. Ben Stiller has a hilarious scene where his hands are blown off…. you’ll know what I mean. It’s priceless.

I’ll tell you what really makes this film awesome…. Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise plays a jewish “my shit don’t stink”  rich  producer/director/God/head of a studio.  Robert Downey Jr plays an Australian actor who turns himself black to play this part in Tropic Thunder.

There is a part in this film I actually rewinded 5 times to watch again..and again…and again. It’s that funny. Tom Cruise actually is FUNNY! WOW! Who knew? I won’t give it away.  Robert Downey Jr. has the perfect black man “chitlens and biscuits” vibe going on which severely pisses off the REAL black rapper/actor during the entire film.  I think having both of these characters was the only way they could pull that off.

If you are in the entertainment industry, you’ll understand some of the little jokes Stiller places in the film like the gift basket that he receives from his agent. It’s got shity old movies like “The Queen” and a coloring book from a kid’s movie. That’s totally typical of a Hollywood gifting phenomenon; screeners and crap in a closet from previous movies. I saw quite a few Hollywood jabs.

In total..Stiller does a good job making a complete mockery of the movie making process, Hollywood, The Oscars….and everyone in between. See Tropic Thunder for a good laugh and some star studded cast members. Don’t see it if you are expecting phenomenal dialogue. One word of caution, I really had to be careful with the volume. The bad language is very bad in this film- and pretty constant.

Stiller Star moment: The Asian child he adopts while being brainwashed in the POW camp attacks him with a knife when he tries to escape….and Stiller tosses the kid about a mile up river. It’s hilarious.

Suprisingly….Nick Nolte plays a decent role and didn’t fall asleep from too much crack. Yay for him.

 

Grade: B

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