Top Ten New Apocalyptic Film Titles

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You know the secondary titles like Terminator- “Salvation” or Transformers “Revenge of The Fallen”..well I have a few new ones I thought I’d toss around for anyone who was looking for some titles for their apocalyptic scripts. Before you go and name your film, please take a look at these gems.  You can’t buy these..the creativity is simply off the charts.Simply place any apocalyptic film/science fiction film title in the front. You can have fun interchanging these for days.

1. “The Remanants Of Disaster”

2. “Supreme Allies Unite”

3. “Victims Of Bad Things”

4. “Beating People Up Badly”

5. “God Hates You All”

6. “Ammunition Nutrition”

7. “Rise of the Machines”

8. “Were All Gonna Come Close To Dying”

9. “Minorities Die First”

10. Flushing Evil Down The Drain”

Rachel Getting Married-Best Script Of The Year

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It’s been a while since a film really blew me away.  Seven Pounds was good but does not come close.  Slumdog was good but I’d say “Rachel Getting Married“  is in my top 5 for the past year. I wish there was 10 more hours of this film for me to watch. The best line: —–”Did I sacrifice every bit of love I’m going to have in this life?”. “I don’t know what I’m supposed to be now”. Do you know that feeling that you’ve already screwed up enough- why not screw up more? Do you know the feeling that comes when all you really need is a huge hug and love yet you don’t know how to ask for it?

Anne Hathaway is brilliant in this movie and it’s no wonder she was nominated for an Oscar. She embodies addiction in such a strong way that you’d think she was really an addict in her own personal life.  She doesn’t over act..she is simply PERFECT in this film.  She’s fragile..and an attention seeker- annoying sometimes..sorry…dynamic and depressed.

Her sister, Rachel, played by Rosemarie Dewitt is amazingly cast…and wonderful to watch. The dynamic between the sisters was sticky like it should be. Warm when it was needed. There is a sweet scene with her and her sister that is truly depicting the rivalry and the forgiveness that only sisters can share. I can’t wait to see Rosemarie in more films.

Don’t underestimate Debra Winger who plays their mother. She’s oddly distant yet caring. She somehow pulls off this strangeness that can pierce through her daughter’s hearts. You know she cares but has some issues of her own. Their father played by Bill Irwin is just this light hearted- happy go lucky,  amazing man. He’s almost too happy. It’s a great contrast to the actual underlying plot going on. When you see Bill become emotional…it’s truly heartbreaking.

Take a look at these clips:

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Clips and Interview With Anne

There are not many movies I can compare this one too…maybe a little Six Degrees Of Separation mixed with When A Man Loves A Woman…mixed with Parenthood.

The basic premise of the film is that  (Anne) Kim arrives home from rehab for her sister Rachel’s wedding- which is taking place at the family home. The parents are divorced and married to other people.  Its Rachel’s big day…and the rehearsals and cozy dinners all occur at the family house. Demme’s view and documentary detail, as if he was seeing a national geographic wedding take place,  is superb.

Kim  has a past and we learn through the film that her past is bitter…and terrible… and its such a stark contrast to the beautiful day being built up around her. Its inevatible that issues arise. The emotions from these actors is what makes this film so good. Not only do they sound like they are truly in these characters but their emotions are by far the best I have seen in a film in a while.

Anyone who has faced addiction or an issue in their past that keeps haunting them….go see this film.  Go see this film for the sheer beauty of the acting. Go see this film to see what a wedding should really be about..and what it should embody.  You feel incredibly normal after watching this movie because the drama of it was so real…we can relate to it…and therefore this film is a great representation of LIFE.

By the way an ex-American Idol Tamyra Gray is also in this film…see if you can spot her!

Tropic Thundaaa Review

 

We’ve all seen the bloody, intense and dramatic films like “The Thin Red Line”, “Saving Private Ryan”, “Courage Under Fire”..and the like.  If you have a war set in the tropical environment, like Vietnam, it’s even crazier. God only knows what’s going to come right up and bite you.  Now, throw in some comedy and make fun of war movies in general and you’ll get Tropic Thunder. A pretty cool premise. You have to give Stiller some credit for making fun of war movies. It’s about time we can laugh at some of the atrocities that have plagued our nation!  I guess you can say this was already done with the Charlie Sheen phenomenon…but Stiller brings his own unique MUCH FUNNIER flair.

The film starts off with incredibly funny mockeries of different films that these main actors are starring in. It’s a movie about a cast filming the movie “Tropic Thunder”. So..Stiller gives us a little story on each character and what their current pathetic celebrity status is. Ben Stiller was a huge action star in the past but he needs a hit BADLY…or his career will be over. Is Tropic Thunder going to be the big hit they all need?

One rapper/actor in the “film” sells “Booty Sweat” energy drinks while another actor finished up a film about a gay monk who starts doing the nasty with Tobey Macguire. Not joking.  They all need a new hit movie but they really hate this one for some reason. Their agents are making them do it. A war film in the tropics? bahh! You soon realize that these actors, Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., Nick Nolte (yes Nick has a job) and Jack Black most notably, are starring together in this war movie, and they all just want it to be over and done with.

The movie was taken from a novel as full of crap as a gas station bathroom. The director gets pissed…he gets in trouble….things explode…and it’s a terrible production.

Only…what they don’t realize is it’s not really a film anymore. They actually find themselves in the hell hole of the Vietnam tropics…alone…with their acting ability and a few guns. Circumstances have led them to REAL fighting and REAL possibilities of death and destruction. Like any Stiller comedy the jokes can be absolutely hysterical or only so-so.  I laughed for 15 minutes straight when the film started so that was actually a nice feeling. Ben Stiller has a hilarious scene where his hands are blown off…. you’ll know what I mean. It’s priceless.

I’ll tell you what really makes this film awesome…. Robert Downey Jr. and Tom Cruise.

Tom Cruise plays a jewish “my shit don’t stink”  rich  producer/director/God/head of a studio.  Robert Downey Jr plays an Australian actor who turns himself black to play this part in Tropic Thunder.

There is a part in this film I actually rewinded 5 times to watch again..and again…and again. It’s that funny. Tom Cruise actually is FUNNY! WOW! Who knew? I won’t give it away.  Robert Downey Jr. has the perfect black man “chitlens and biscuits” vibe going on which severely pisses off the REAL black rapper/actor during the entire film.  I think having both of these characters was the only way they could pull that off.

If you are in the entertainment industry, you’ll understand some of the little jokes Stiller places in the film like the gift basket that he receives from his agent. It’s got shity old movies like “The Queen” and a coloring book from a kid’s movie. That’s totally typical of a Hollywood gifting phenomenon; screeners and crap in a closet from previous movies. I saw quite a few Hollywood jabs.

In total..Stiller does a good job making a complete mockery of the movie making process, Hollywood, The Oscars….and everyone in between. See Tropic Thunder for a good laugh and some star studded cast members. Don’t see it if you are expecting phenomenal dialogue. One word of caution, I really had to be careful with the volume. The bad language is very bad in this film- and pretty constant.

Stiller Star moment: The Asian child he adopts while being brainwashed in the POW camp attacks him with a knife when he tries to escape….and Stiller tosses the kid about a mile up river. It’s hilarious.

Suprisingly….Nick Nolte plays a decent role and didn’t fall asleep from too much crack. Yay for him.

 

Grade: B

“The Knowing” Film Review

For those who enjoy watching films such as “The Mothman Prophecies“, “Signs“, “White Noise“, “Minority Report“, “Contact” and “The Day After Tomorrow” then you’ll most likely enjoy this movie.  You’re going to get disasters, numbers, prophecies, extra terrestrials, and the apocalypse….and last but not least;  Nic Cage- with his teardrop eyes and mad professer haircut.  By the way, Ebert gave this film 4 stars. Do I agree? Yes and No.  Let me explain….

Nic Cage teaches at the Massachusets Institute of Technology and begins to tell his class the difference between determinism (Crap happens for a reason) and realism (Crap just happens).  Due to the loss of his wife from a freak accident you can probably guess where Nic Cage’s thoughts lie.  He’s a single father to their son, Caleb, and a genius with a penchant for alcohol after bedtime. His son rattles off astronomy numbers, loves animals and decides to become a vegetarian. You get the feeling his son’s pretty damn smart for a reason within the first 5 minutes.  Like father like son.

50 years prior at Caleb’s school, a classroom full of kids placed their pictures and messages in a time capsule so that 5 decades later in 2009, another classroom of kids can celebrate them along with the bicentennial of the school’s opening.  Not by any random order, Caleb receives the envelope from the strange girl who only wrote numbers on hers. Can you say psycho? 

It takes a bit of time for Nic to figure out that this isn’t your average list of numbers; it’s a checklist of every major disaster in the past 50 years with a dotted line to a finale.  We see the sun on random things- which should clue me in on something but it doesn’t. I must have taken my stupid pills as I watched this today. Anyways… Nic Cage goes on a rampage trying to stop the casualities to no avail.

Being chased by strange men who also hide outside his house and whisper to Caleb don’t help Nic save the world and add a successful creepy factor to the story.

Nic Cage channels the character perfectly. …perfect enough to not notice he’s acting which is what we want anyways. However I don’t think this character on paper allows him any sort of Oscar worthy performance above let’s say, Tom Cruise’s performance in “War Of The Worlds“.

Rose Byrne joins him  as they figure out how everything’s going to go down- and guess what? She knows a bit about these random events because the crazy chick who wrote the numbers was her mother.  I think she brings a different taste to the film as opposed to a vanilla Monica Potter who would normally take this type of role.

Let me tell you why you should see this film: the subway scene. It’s fantastic and I believe showcases some of the BEST special effects in a film.  The airplane scene was equally as awesome- but if held at gunpoint I’d go for the subway scene. You’ll know what I mean when you watch it.

Overall the story takes you on a nail biting journey that occasionally annoys you because you KNOW a bit about these films by now.  It’s very similar in my opinion to the slow pick up, obvious intertwining of characters,  and reasons/professions/locations that many movies have these days.

There are a couple wrenches thrown in for good measure that I didn’t see coming so that’s always a plus. Guess what though? These whispers, special kids and prophecies are pointing towards a finale and it’s a bit like Day After Tomorrow, except..not as cheesy. Technically this film has two endings which is sorta cool.  Picture the beach scene in the film “Contact” versus the actual final ending when she gets back to the real world and you’ll kind of know what we mean. One thing is for certain…it gets your brain thinking and wondering WHAT IF?

Grade: B

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