1 Minute Review of “Buried”

Paul Conroy (Ryan Reynolds) wakes up to find himself in a wooden coffin; a few feet beneath the Iraqi desert. He worked for CRT, a truck company delivering supplies, when his convoy was hit. He doesn’t remember anything past the initial blast.

Turns out the citizens of Iraq who have been displaced by the war are pissed off, and rightfully so. Paul Conroy is one of many that have been abducted and kidnapped for ransom money.

Paul has a cellphone with limited battery life, a lighter and only 90 minutes worth of oxygen. He starts calling people he knows in the states and runs into a lot of problems trying to get someone to believe his story. Not only that, his wife isn’t home and isn’t answering her cell phone. Meanwhile the kidnappers call with demands to “get money from the embassy” and take videos and upload them.

Paul’s company gets a hold of him and they basically screw him over and tell him he was no longer an employee as of that morning due to an affair they claimed he was taking part in with a co-worker and was against company policy.  Pamela Lutti, the alleged girlfriend, is suddenly shot in her own ransom video- sending Paul into a mental tailspin.

There is a glimmer of hope- Paul’s able to get in touch with the USA Iraq kidnapping division where a man is trying his best to help find him before it’s too late. However, a blast occurs above ground causing sand to start pouring into the coffin. A deadly snake makes its way through a hole and Paul has to use the lighter fluid to scare it away. It’s seriously your worst nightmare.

I have to say the ending was really intense. Actually, the whole film was really intense. I thought it was well done and Ryan Reynolds did a surprisingly good job. You can tell I’m not a huge fan of his, but he really did draw me into his character in this film. I also really liked the dialogue in the film… the phone calls were all really eery, distressing and realistic. (The Director Garcia Perez did the voice of the kidnapper). The hook of the Iraq desert and being at the mercy of kidnappers works really well.

The film is a lot like Meadowoods which is a story about a girl locked in a coffin while her captors videotape and taunt her.

Eastbound & Down Is Moving Up

Here’s a quick low down on the show and don’t get mad at me for being lazy and copying this from IMDB:

Eastbound & Down is a comedy show from HBO, starring Danny McBride as Kenny Powers, a former professional baseball pitcher, who after an amazing career is forced to return to his hometown middle-school in Shelby, North Carolina as a substitute physical education teacher.[1] Will Ferrell and Adam McKay received an order for six episodes for the first season from HBO.[2] The series is being produced by Will Ferrell’s production company, Gary Sanchez Productions. The show premiered February 15, 2009, at 10:30p.m. [3] On April 8, 2009, HBO announced it had renewed the series for a second season.

Okay, so now that you know the plot of the series, I want to give you my take on the action. I watched every episode ON DEMAND (love this stuff on the weekends!) and I couldn’t stop watching them. I spent my entire evening watching this show because it made me laugh and take a load off. Isn’t that what most people want their comedy television shows to accomplish?

This is definitely not a show you want to have your 4-year-old watch but it’s funny to watch it as an adult; Kenny Powers says everything you wish you could say. He’s got the worst mullet I have ever seen and just thinking about him trying to be sexy gives me the willies!

Here’s a clip to give you some love: Best Of Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is a foul-mouthed, egotistical and semi-dumb character while his brother and sister in law are nice red necks who take him in when he loses his baseball career. Will Ferrell plays a BMW dealership owner with blonde white long hair who antagonizes Kenny about his current lack of star power.

At first you watch the show and say to yourself, “Okay that’s pretty funny…” and you realize you start to care about the characters too.  The whole deal is, Kenny does the most ridiculous stuff to get himself back into the limelight but it just never quite works out. I think it’s similar to the MIDDLE which takes a quick wit, semi-white trash view on middle class families. The show will also remind you of Talladega Nights.

When Kenny is dumped by a girl, that he’s gone back and forth with for most of the season, he retreats to his jet ski; wearing jeans, and a dress shirt. Did I mention that he does drugs and sniffs cocaine off of the barrell of a gun as a farewell gift to himself? Yah, it’s completely ridiculous and great. Be prepared for breasts, brawling, beer and brainless antics- and you’re good to go. Peace Out!

Rating: Not an intellectual gem but does the job of entertainment- B+ 

Blood Thirsty For The New Season

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“I think what makes this show addicting is the spicy violence wrapped up in southern charm.”

All I can say is “Twilight” is NOTHING compared to “True Blood“.

I purposely didn’t see “True Blood” for a long time because I thought it would be “overdone” and remind me of the same old crap I’ve seen a million times like “Buffy The Vampire Slayer”, etc. “30 Days Of Night” renewed my faith just a tad because it did such a good job making the “vampire” scary and unique again. Today it’s becoming quite like the lawyer and doctor shows that fill our prime time line up.

A producer friend of mine said about 5 years ago that I should write a “Vampire” show…and I thought he was joking.  Damn it!  I should have listened!  To be honest though, I could not have done it better than Alan Ball.  He’s the father of my previous favorite, “6 Feet Under”.  Alan Ball has this incredible ability to make a small rural town become the most interesting piece of humanity in the entire world.  Remember the plastic bag that represented ultimate beauty in “American Beauty”? Well, you get the picture.  If he can do that with a plastic bag imagine what he can do with blood.

A friend of mine shoved the entire 12 episode season to my chest and said “WATCH IT”..you have to see it if you are a writer.  So I did.  Every last drop of it.  I’m in love with True Blood and it’s the hottest thing on television…one of the few shows at least.  HBO just simply..rocks.

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Sookie Stackhouse, played by Anna Paquin, is this not-so-perfect yet perfect young Louisiana girl who is working at a bar owned by a guy named Sam Merlotte.  It’s a small, hot and muggy town with the most vibrant characters you can find. In fact, the acting is really very good.  Anna Paquin won an Emmy for her role, and it’s no wonder why.  Her best friend Terra played by Rutina Wesley (who is so new, she barely has an IMDB log)…is excellent. She almost steals the show.

If you want the short summary here it goes:  Sookie lives with her grandmother because her parents died in a freak accident.  She can hear people’s thoughts and it’s been hard for her to get close to anyone because she’s familiar with the depths of issues in each one of us. Her older brother Jason lives in town and works as a construction dude-he’s volitaile and a sex fiend.

The world is now trying to accept Vampires in modern society because they came OUT of the coffin and revealed themselves two years ago.  Japan even made a synthetic blood drink called “True Blood” to allow vampires to live “mainstream” and satiate their need for the feed.  This mimics our current fight for gay and lesbian rights.

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Bill Compton, played by, Stephen Moyer is a vampire who moves into the small town and falls in love with Sookie…(well it’s not that easy)- and the love story between them is NOT cheesy or overdone. It’s perfect.  Sookie’s got Sam on one side and Bill on the other.  Both men are completely different with unique abilities.  The vampire clan finds her valuable to them for several reasons-mostly because she can hear people think. Bill is often caught in trying to protect Sookie against the evils that could potentially harm her, despite his ranking.  But remember, Sookie understands evil better than the average human and Bill is the first person who she can’t hear 24/7.

The thing about this show is that its not just about a love story or acceptance. It’s got story lines of a serial killer, sex, violence, drug use, survival, alcoholism, exorcism, homosexuality, and much more all wrapped into each episode. Vampire blood is the drug of choice and Sookie’s brother falls victim to it for much of the first season.

A show can be brilliantly written and even casted but it also needs a great marketing package as well.  This show opens up with a fantastic theme song and thick imagery of the south, voodoo, spiritual need, death and stained blood.  Louisiana’s humidity even plays a role in the show that gives it more life.  What makes this show even more addicting is how spicy the violence is-wrapped up in southern charm.  Sex and violence are not far off from each other…and vampire or human… we are very similar.

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I’d have to say my favorite episode so far was probably #10. Jason has a vampire locked up in his basement -because he’s addicted to “V”.  The show does an amazing job showcasing the powers of a vampire in a new light- and even giving their blood away as a drug for other characters to experience.  “V” makes everything more cinematic and saturated.

Lafayette, a gay cook at Merlotte’s Bar”….is brilliantly played by Nelsan Ellis. Where did this guy come from??

Just when you think that the show has tapped out it’s resources it brings in new characters who have unique abilities. Remember when Ed said to Lafayette..”I love Mondays… I get to watch Heroes and then you come over”. That line meant more than what it seemed at superficial value. We are finding out that there are not only vampires but also werewolves, shape shifters…and everything in between. We’re going to be constantly surprised that the world is filled with things we don’t understand, but we’re beginning to…..right along with Sookie.

I just gave you about 1% of what the show really is about..so pick up the other first season and then GET READY…cuz blood is coming on June 9th for Season 2.

Top Ten Shows To Replace Guiding Light

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TV Week Reports: CBS may soon decide to pull the plug on “Guiding Light,” the longest-running daytime drama in television history.  While no final decision has been made, the network’s deal for the Procter & Gamble-produced drama—the least watched of the eight daytime serials currently on the air—ends in September. But if CBS does drop “Guiding Light,” it likely would lock in a decision within the next month, people familiar with the matter said. That would give writers a chance to tie up story lines.  CBS also would need to finalize new programming for the daytime hour that “Guiding Light” would be vacating.

I have a few great ideas of shows: to replace Guiding Light:

1.   “Making The Band O’G Style”:  Senior Citizens try out for the possibility of being in a music group.

2.  “Makeover On A Food Stamp”:  Use food stamps at Ralphs to completely make over your living room

3.   “Crackden“:  Follow 5 crackheads on their quest for another hit

4.  “Overpriced: A spin off of Dateline’s investigative reports focused on 99cent, Rite Aid and Walgreens.

5.  “Yule Log”- 24/7 Fireplace

6. “Of The Sea”- aquarium view at Sea World 24/7

7.  “Idiots“- a complete drama about 3 incestuous families who live in a van down by the river.

8. “Larry H. Parker Variety Show”- Bringing you the daytime favorite personality for an entire hour

9.  “The University of Phoenix Quad Cam- No one goes to the school but we’ll show you anyways

10. “Trader Joes”- The story of grocery clerks and their drama in the famous store.

Oz-One Of The Best HBO Shows You Never Saw

 
 

Oswald State Penetentiary is where it all goes down.

One experiemental cell block, in the middle of hell on earth, has been nicknamed “Emerald City”. Tim McManus is heading up the Emerald City unit hoping to rehabilitate the inmates and reform the prison system. Good freaking luck! The difference of the unit compared to most? There are no walls; it’s a giant fishbowl and therefore EVERYTHING starts seeping to the surface. McManus believes that this new aquarium society will  help hasten the rehabilitation process when in reality we all know that fish from different walks of life don’t normally get along well. Most, won’t even survive the first few months.  Now you know this show isn’t just about the characters but reformative prison experiements which adds another layer for the audience to debate.

The characters are some of the BEST characters I have seen on a television. Edie Falco did “Oz” while doing The Sopranos because the script was so good and she’s a better actress for it. She’s on board the cast as a plain Jane security guard who has an ongoing love affair with McManus.  Edie has a knack for playing these palpable, masculine female entities with no makeup on and a uniform. The situations and drama are riveting, brutal, realistic and shocking. The writing is on point and masterful.

Ryan O’ Riley has been a favorite character along with Beecher, the nerdy ex-lawyer, in prison for killing a young girl while intoxicated. Beecher becomes the man he never was on the outside and even takes a crap on another inmates face. Don’t worry…by this point you WANT him to do it. The real heart of the show is how the writers show you Beecher’s deterioration and humiliation; his renewed ability to change in order to survive. We, as an audience, learn about prison thru Beecher’s eyes and so we’re essentially the underdogs right along with him.

Beecher has an ongoing war with Vern Schillinger for most of the season which is like picking a fight with the Devil. He’s the Aryan leader who’s not afraid to pork you in the middle of a crowd, literally. He’s got a bucket of hatred that he’s just waiting to pour all over Beecher every time he sees him. Vern is your worst enemy if you were ever thrown into prison.

The show chronicles the pace of prison life, the rules, the guards, the budgets, the politics, the reformation, finding God, not finding God, solitary confinement, race wars, religious wars, murder, why people kill each other, psychology of prisons, etc. You name it, you will get it in this show. Yes, you’ll also see some gay action and hear the word “tits”; which is slang for drugs. 

The invisible prison narrator, sitting in a glass box on the ceiling, is a really unique twist on the show. His thoughts and observations help smooth over the general morality and prison philosophy.  In addition, the show drives you to want to find out what each main character did to be thrown in jail.

At the end of the day what keeps you downloading episodes of the show is: the fallible heart of Tim McManus, the desire for some of these people to change their lives and to see these characters seek revenge. This show brings the edge of reality television which helps keep you entertained; a lot like “Gangland”.

Here is my favorite review from another site called improbableoptimisms.blogspot.com:

“I agree with him that Oz’s body count makes Vietnam look like Club Med, and some of the plot twists were more than a little contrived. But at the same time, the show did a wonderful job of depicting all of its characters as complicated, three-dimensional people. I especially admired the treatment of Vern Schillinger, the Aryan leader whom we loathe one moment and pity the next. Schillinger’s capable of truly operatic acts of villainy, but we grieve with him when his sons die, and in the final season, when his hero Mayor Loewen insults and dismisses him, the wounded-child look on his face is heart-breaking.

All of Oz’s characters, even the most seemingly despicable, struggle with hard questions. Witness Claire Howell, the sadistic C.O. who uses her power to coerce inmates into having sex with her. She’s one of the most loathesome people in Oz right up until the last episode, when she discovers that she’s pregnant and delivers a rueful, moving monologue to Father Mukada. She doesn’t believe in abortion, and since she’s pretty certain her baby will be mixed-race (“golden-brown and marinated in salsa,” as she says with typical bluntness), she doesn’t want to raise the child in her redneck neighborhood. But on a C.O.’s salary, especially as an about-to-be-single mother, she can’t afford to move.

What I liked most about the series, though — what kept me watching through the endless shankings, betrayals, and ever-more-convoluted iterations of the Beecher-Schillinger-Keller triangle — was its treatment of faith. The show takes faith and spirituality seriously. Father Mukada, the prison chaplain and Catholic priest, is neither a caricature nor a cardboard cutout. He does a very difficult job as well as he can, often struggling alongside the prisoners with doubt and despair. Sister Peter Marie, Catholic nun and prison psychologist, is similarly complex.

Take the episode “Capital 1″ in the first season. Mukada and Sister Pete both follow the teachings of the Catholic Church in opposing the death penalty, and they’re torn about how to respond when it’s reinstituted. Father Mukada decides that he has to stay in the prison to provide pastoral care to prisoners on death row. Sister Pete takes a very different approach, quitting her job — albeit briefly — to join the anti-death-penalty picketers outside the prison. Neither character arrives easily or automatically at a course of action. They aren’t saints; they’re frail, fallible humans.

We also see the prisoners, especially Muslim leader Said and his followers, struggling with the meaning and consequences of religious faith. Almost every character on Oz, even those who aren’t formally religious, runs head-on into conflicts involving redemption, salvation, and forgiveness. On Oz, these aren’t just pretty words. They’re very literally matters of life and death. This is a show where questions about the soul have the driving urgency of countdowns to thermo-nuclear explosion in superhero movies. That makes sense, of course, since the action takes place in confined spaces. In Oz, theology replaces car chases.

Grade: Solid A

 

 

    

 

 

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